Social Network 3.0

Mee2. HooBoo. BeHere, 2Square. FaceShoe. MyBike. OhNo. NoMore. Johngle. jBay. CloudBox. FuZZy. WuZZy. Keith & Linda. sLINKy, FlingPoo. eWay. nScape. iThink. gWhiz. iAm. Etc…This is a privacy aware social network that promotes collaboration and cloud based something or other. You can upload downloaded photos and download uploaded video and update your friends instantaneously with your ‘up/download-yoyo’ (an RSS/Tweet based micro-blog distributed in semi-real-time to mobile clients). This network will stand out from the crowd because instead of a skinable interface you allow others to decorate your ‘fence’ by ‘flinging’ photos, media and updates from their smart phone. A ‘fling’ is the action of pretending to throw your phone and instigating an update. The harder the fling the more the media will ‘stick’ to the ‘fence’. Ultimately angry crowds will form to symbolically hurl their views at ‘city hall’ thus creating the 1^st truly democratic social network that encourages free speach. There will rapidly develop a secondary market for smart phone wrist straps. Uniquely the network will transcend net-neutrality issues by utilizing the ‘give-us-a-call-when-you-got-it’ feature. More fundamentally than this though, and to guarantee high ‘quality-of-service’, all traffic that is determined to travel no further than the Starbuck‘s (in which it was obviously sourced) will be simultaneous broadcast by the bluetooth air interface and played audibly (via text-to-speech and at full volume) on the netbook/tablet/laptop’s speaker.….